- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Cripples are lame.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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