- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

yolo your orange looks orange

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats 1+1? window!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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