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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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