Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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neil likes pube toast

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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