knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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