Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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