- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

1+2 = 6

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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