A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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