- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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