- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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