- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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