Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A guy walks into a bar

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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