- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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