- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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