Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Anti Joke

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