- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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