What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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