- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

PENIS lol

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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