Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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