Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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