- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

And you honored it I see :P

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Rylan Clark

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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