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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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