Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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this website is a bad joke

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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