- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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