Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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