If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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