Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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why dont they make black forks

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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