- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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