A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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