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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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