what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Jordan is pregant

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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