- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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