You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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