Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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