Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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