when debbie meets downer

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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