- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

You know whats better than 24? 25

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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