- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

hey guys im gay

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I'm Polish.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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