- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

This is not a joke.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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