A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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