What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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