- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

autistic kids rock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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