a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

I'm Polish.

Penis chickens

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

I love you

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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