- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man pays his child support

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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