- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Alchohol.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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