What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Your adopted

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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