why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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