a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Turkey Balls

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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