- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

tea with milk?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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