mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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