- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What would u like to drink?

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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