- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Barack Obama.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many light bulbs? 1

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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