What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

69

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...