What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

The child was fired from his job.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Sixty... eight

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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