- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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