Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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