- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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