- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

I don't get it

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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