What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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