- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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