Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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The FCC

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Anyone can post anything.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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