Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What's blue? The sky.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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