- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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