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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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