What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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