A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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