- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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