What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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