knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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