When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Anti Joke

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