- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

The chickens have become self-aware!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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