Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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