mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Actually it was me Josh brown

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Anti Joke

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