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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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