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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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