- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

This is not a joke.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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