Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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