What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Knock Knock Come in

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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