Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Get up Look in the mirror

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

A women left the kitchen.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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