- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Justin Bieber hits puberty

there once was a frog with no leggs

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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