So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A bar walks into a man

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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