- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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