So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What would u like to drink?

p

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Your girlfriend.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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