- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

what goes boo a sock

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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