Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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