- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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