Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

I'm so punny.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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