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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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