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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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