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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

A young baby died.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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