What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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black people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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