roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Urban ghettos

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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