- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Anyone can post anything.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

knock knock come in !

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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