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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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