- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

I used to know what alzheimers was

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A van drives into a car.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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