- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why did the zebra cross the road?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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