An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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You sick fiend

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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PENIS :)

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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