- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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