- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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