Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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How old are you? 7

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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