Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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