whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Ily bae

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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nolan is gay

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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