Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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