- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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