- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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