What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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