why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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