Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Obama lin Baden.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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