Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Whats 1+1? window!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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