Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Justin Beiber

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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