- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

SUCK MY NUTS

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Knock Knock Who did that?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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