- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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