Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Male leadership.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Honk if you're Amish!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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