- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

1+1=2

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Massie is a fatass

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

1+1=2

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Massie is a fatass

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*