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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

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