What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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