what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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