Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Boner

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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