- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

My spelling is horrible

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

WNBA

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

No it doesnt..

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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