- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

will you like this joke my sources say no

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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