Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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