- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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