Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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call me maybe.

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