- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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