Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Black people being friendly.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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