- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

the economy.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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