- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Adam Chebali has no life

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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