- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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