How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Your life

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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