- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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