Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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