What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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