Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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