- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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