what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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the economy.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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