why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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