- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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