- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

"hey do you know the date" "58"

I'm so punny.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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