Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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