- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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