- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kieran is a homosexual

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

A dyslexic blind man

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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