- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

I'm so punny.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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