I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

8--------------------- penis

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Bob Saget

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Anti Joke

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