whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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