- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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