- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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