- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Knock Knock Who did that?

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Neither have I

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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