Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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