knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

I don't get it

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A dancer walks into a barre

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

I Have a Black Friend

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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