What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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