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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

whats long and black? a baton

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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